Posted by Nagarajah on February 07, 2009 at 22:35:50
John & Jerry went to the church, John wanted to do his confession & asked Jerry to wait for him till he finished his confession. John went to Father Tom & said that he want to do his confession, Father said " very well son go to the confession cubicle, neel down & say your prayers, I will be with u in a few minutes.
Father Tom came to the cubicle & said " alright son, have you sinned " John said " yes father I have " Father said" tell me your sins my son " John said, I had sex with Mary father " immiediately father Tom asked " is it the Mary living down Church street " " I do not know her address father" said John, " never mind. who is the next asked father Tom " it is Annabel, father " immiediately father Tom asked " is it Annabel who lives down Convent road " John said he did not know her address, "very well " father Tom said " who is your next victim " for which John said " it is Issabel, father " immiediately Father Tom asked " is it Issabel who lives down First cross street " John said " I am sorry father I never asked for her address.
Father Tom told John to say Hail Mary 30 times for his sins, and with that the confession was over.