|Measure Everything first|
Posted by Ahilan on May 22, 1997 at 09:52:03:
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps
up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth
and swallows it whole.
The bartender is livid and says to the guy, "Did you see what your
"No. What did that stupid shit do this time?", says the patron.
"Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole",
"Yeah, well I hope it kills the little fucker because he's been driving
The guy finishes his drink and leaves. Two weeks later he comes
"Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks.
"What now?", responds the patron.
"Well, he stuck a grape up his ass, then pulled it out and ate it", says
"Well, what did you expect?", replied the patron.
"Ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"