|Worst day of life |
Posted by Ranjan Gunawardena on May 17, 2008 at 07:30:32
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-hour.
Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they couldnt do anything.
I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab.
I left home and came to this bar. When I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you came here and drank my poisoned drink ..."