|Short Jokes |
Posted by Ranjan Gunawardena on April 11, 2008 at 17:57:04
A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a professor's cabin and says I will do anything 2 pass in the exam.
Professor: anything ! ?
Prof: open your books and study.
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
And decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.