|HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (Lovers of Words)|
Posted by mjsislock on August 23, 2007 at 11:21:03
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Santa's helpers could be called subordinate clauses.
An accident caused a man to have his whole left side cut off. He's all right now.
When a butcher backed up into the meat grinder, he got a little behind in his work.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
When a thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement, he became a hardened criminal.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.