Posted by mjsislock on August 23, 2007 at 11:21:03

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Santa's helpers could be called subordinate clauses.

An accident caused a man to have his whole left side cut off. He's all right now.

When a butcher backed up into the meat grinder, he got a little behind in his work.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

When a thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement, he became a hardened criminal.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

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