Posted by Gamini Gunasekera on 8/21/2007

1. "What will happen if I cut your ears off?"
"I will lose my eyesight"
"How come?"
"Why? where do I hang my glasses on?"

2. What is the difference between Hell and Heaven?
In Heaven the Police are English, beurocrats are German and cooks are French. In Hell Police are Germans, beurocrats are French and cooks are English.

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