|Whose Pants do you Wear |
Posted by She-Na on August 16, 2007 at 14:06:11
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try
these on". She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear
them." I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will."Ever since that night, we have never had any
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will."