|UDURAWANA - BRAND NEW STUFF |
Posted by RANJAN gUNAWARDENA on 7/07/2007
Udurawana bought a new mobile.
He sent a message everyone from his Phone Book & said
"My MobileNo. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
Udurawana: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Udurawana: No he is not studying, they r Studying him.
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Udurawana: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
Udurawana: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Udurawana: Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Udurawana: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Udurawana: If I die will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister.
But if I die will u remarry?
Udurawana: No, I'll also stay with your sister
Udurawana: People consider me as a "GOD"
Udurawana comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 complement"
How do you recognize Udurawana in School?
Udurawana is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
Udurawana bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Kandy, where he lived, to Colombo to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day,
Udurawana - why r all these people running?
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Udurawana told his servant: Go and water the plants