|Small boy and the dead Frog|
Posted by Upul on October 03, 1996 at 18:48:38:
So a ten-year old kid walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a
leash behind him. He goes up to the madam and says, "I'd like a lady
for the evening, please."
The madam looks down an him and says, "Sorry, Kid, you're too young."
So, the kid reaches into his wallet and pulls out a hundred
The madam, never passing up a chance to make money, replies, "OK,
The young man looks back at the dead frog and says, "She's gotta have
The madam is offended. "Look, Kid, all my girls are clean."
The boy reaches back into his wallet and pulls out another fifty
"OK. Go upstairs, first door on your left. I'll send her in."
So about 45 minutes later, the kid comes out, happy as a clam, still
"It's like this," says the kid, "When I get home tonight, my