INGREDIENTS :

2 LAUGHING EYES
2 LOVING ARMS
2 WELL SHAPED LEGS
2 FIRM MILK CONTAINERS
2 LARGE NUTS
1 LARGE BANANA

METHOD :

- Look into the laughing eyes.
- Fold in loving arms.
- Spread well shaped legs.
- Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until the mixing bowl is well greased, check frequently with middle finger.
- Add banana.
- Work in and out until creamed. Cover with nuts. Sigh with relief.
- Cake is done when banana is soft.

NOTE :
Be sure to wash the mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl.

WARNING :
If cake rises leave town immediately.
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