Some Pakistani cricket jokes
Posted by H.P.R.Gunawardana on 4/05/2007

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Pakistani Innings.
Where do Pakistani batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.
When would Rana-Naveed have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Pakistani batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
How to increase the chances of Pakistani batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two overs to begin with, then try three and so on.
What is the Pakistani version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls
What is the height of optimism ?
Inzi coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
Phone Call for Inzi:
Pakistan Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife :"Can I talk to Inzi, this is his wife."
Pakistan Team Manager:"Sorry, he is just going to bat"
Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"

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