|The black condom |
Posted by Ranjan Gunawardana on February 23, 2007 at 19:32:49
A "just married" White couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel.The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condoms from the shop nearby.
The husband had a hard time finding a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only 20 cents coin. He asks the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asked him which quality he wanted.
"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom,highest quality, is 25 cents each." So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents.
When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off.While the wife was dreming about her first night, a Black thief came into the room.The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the thief and happily started screwing.
When the husband reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping.
Nine months later, the wife gave birth to a Black baby boy. When the boy grew up, he asked the father.
"Papa, why am I Black and you are White?"
The father shouted "You are damn lucky, if I had 5 cents more ,you would have been PURPLE!"