|What shape is the earth?|
Posted by Annon on July 08, 2006 at 11:25:53
Teacher: What shape is the earth?
Student: I dunno.
Teacher: Well, what kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear?
Student: Square ones.
Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wears on Sunday.
Student: Round. Teacher: Then, what shape is the earth?
Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.