Grandma Explains
Posted by Ruvani on June 08, 2006 at 10:46:33

The little boy was at his grandmother's, enjoying a little holiday. While playing outside with the neighbourhood children, the little one runs back into the house and asks a question.

'Grandma, what do you call it when two people sleep on top of each other?'

Grandma is dumbfounded. Does she speak the truth or hide it? She decides to explain as best as possible.

'Well sweety, it's called sexual intercourse. Do you want me to explain it to you?'

The grandson says no and runs out to play again.

A moment later, several parents were knocking at the door, enraged and when the grandma opened the door to see so many standing outside, the little boy runs upto her and says
'Grandma, you lied to me. it's called BUNK BEDS!'

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