Why Beer is Better Than Women
Posted by Anura Yapa on March 19, 2006 at 08:33:21

1- You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2- Beer stains wash out.
3- You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4- Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
5- When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6- Beer is never late.
7- A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8- Hangovers go away.
9- Beer labels come off without a fight.
10- When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11- Beer never has a headache.
12- You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning.
13- A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer.
14- If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15- A beer always goes down easy.
16- You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
17- You can share a beer with your friends.
18- You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
19- Beer is always wet.
20- Beer doesn't demand equality.
21- You can have a beer in public.
22- A beer doesn't care when you come.
23- A frigid beer is a good beer.
24- You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25- If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony

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