|CHOOSING A BRIDE|
Posted by Ranjan Gunawardana on 3/04/2006
The story begins in a Colombo suburb. The mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married. So one day she called her son to her house.
The son came home from work, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as his future bride.
The second nominee was a leggy secretary. This was rejected also. Reason being: "Aiyoo...amma, secretaries are always fond of Saying "PLEASE SLOW DOWN ...SLOW DOWN...."
He replied,"Teachers aaah....teachers are very good, they always say:"PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I Want it done 10 times...SOME MORE, SOME MORE!"