Posted by oxopoula on 2/23/2006
T H E "F" - W O R D S T Y L E G U I D E
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language"fuck” falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective(Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?"
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
"That's not a real fucking gun."
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
"I did *NOT* fuck her!"
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
"It's someone's 100th fucking birthday today!"
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
"It does so fucking look like her!"
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
"You say they're free?? Fuck yeah... let me have ten of them!" Moses
"Fuck a duck."
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
"She wants how much fucking money?!?!?"
"Look! Almost every fucking kernel popped!"
"We'll fucking smoke those fuckers out of their fucking caves!" George W. Bush