|The last laugh|
Posted by Mottapala on February 20, 2006 at 21:43:18
There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid.....
I'm wearing a condom.