|Stupid Questions with Smart Answers|
Posted by Annon on February 10, 2006 at 19:51:46
BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
WOMAN: You remind me of the sea.
WIFE: You tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else?"
Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"
Asked how old his dad is, a boy replied: My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot!"
Tom: "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
Teacher: "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?"
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"