|Drunken Car Theft|
Posted by Samantha on 2/02/2006
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake
pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
The police were dumbfounded and dispatched an officer to the scene.
However, before the police arrived, the phone rang a second time
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."