Mexican Wedding
Posted by Nagarajah on January 15, 2006 at 09:26:55

Pedro and Maria got married. Pedro was a man about town but Maria was naive and uninformed about the birds and bees. Pedro was a poor, working man and could not afford to take time off for honeymoon. That night they retired to their little shack.

Pedro was undressing and Maria asked "what is that?" Pedro thought quickly and said "Maria darling, I am the only man in the world with one of these" and he proceeded to show what it is used for, Maria was very happy. The next morning Pedro went for work as usual and returned home in the evening.

Maria was waiting in the front of the house very much upset, she said " Pedro you told me that you were the only man in the world with one of that, I saw gardner Gonzalez having the same as yours when he was changing his clothes" Pedro thought fast and said " Maria, you know Gonzalez is my best friend, I had two, so I gave him one. Maria was stupid and beleived Pedro and did the same as previous night and was thrilled and happy.

Pedro went for work the next morning and Maria was very angry that evening and waited for Pedro to return from work, as soon as Pedro entered the house Maria shouted and said "you stupid Pedro why did you give Gonzaz your best one".

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