|.. he's going to get it wrong ... |
Posted by Pepper on 12/26/2005
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
every thing there was.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her :