|TASTE BUDS !! |
Posted by Ranjan Weerasinghe on 12/03/2005
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the
Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted Aussie wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the
"F#*# off" she said, "they're for the funeral."