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Posted by Ranjan Weerasinghe on 11/30/2005
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria he noticed a sizzling scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter,"What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy" The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I'm sorry senor.
There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins."