Posted by Ranjan Weerasinghe on 11/04/2005
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a
mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have
A. The boy's hand
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-days and if
it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals
a day as I have advised?
A. Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
A. Tarzan asked "Why"? The animals told him your tail is in the