Posted by Ranjan Gunawardana on 10/12/2005

A woman was walking down the street when a man approached her. The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I will have my way with you from behind and be on my way.

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute.She called her friend,a girl, on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down.Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back."What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said "That Son-Of-A-Bi#ch had $500 in 20 cent pieces.!"

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