|Assortment of Jokes|
Posted by Ranjan Weerasinghe on 10/11/2005
Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the fire under control and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control.
Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind?
Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ???
How do you teach a girl maths? Add a bed, subtract her clothes,divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply!
Lady : "I want a good vibrator" Salesman: "Ma'am ! you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall" Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one"