|Nine Months Later!|
Posted by Ranjan Gunawardana on 9/13/2005
Jack decided to go skiing with his friend, Bob. They loaded up Jack‚?Ts mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from An Attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)