|Change of Plans|
Posted by Ranjan Weerasinghe on 9/11/2005
A man and his wife are on a nude beach. They are just sitting there, when all of a sudden a bee flies up into the woman's vagina. Her husband quickly scoops her up, tosses her into the car, and heads for the hospital.
The doctor calmly tells the couple, "My prongs are not long enough so I cannot reach the bee, but I have a better idea. Why don't you put some honey on the end of your penis, and when the bee lands on it, pull out and we'll kill it." The husband agrees, so they go to another room.
As they begin to try, the husband becomes so nervous that he can't get it up. The couple yells for the doctor to come in. The doctor enters, and they tell him their problem.
"You know, if she gets stung it could be fatal, so this is very dangerous. Why don't you let me try?" The couple agrees.
So the doctor puts some honey on his penis and puts it inside the woman. He starts pumping slowly, and then he increases his pace. Faster and faster, harder and harder, until he's finally vigorously thrusting in and out.
"What are you doing?" yells the husband.
"There's been a change of plans," says the doctor, "I'm gonna drown the bastard!"