|Banta Singh |
Posted by Ranjan Gunawardana on 9/07/2005
There are some jokes about Banta Singh who is an Indian Chap. Look at the followings.
Once Banta Singh attended to an Interview. Following are the questions asked and the answers given
Interviewer: Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh: Ok
Interviewer: Made in India
Banta Singh: Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer: Keep it Up
Banta Singh: Put it Down
Interviewer: Maxi Mum
Banta Singh: Mini Dad
Interviewer: Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh: Don't take my seat
Interviewer: Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh: Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer: I say you get out!
Banta Singh: You didn't say I come in
Interviewer: I reject you!
Banta Singh: You accept me
Interviewer: What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta Singh: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.
Interviewer: When did George Washington die?
Banta Singh: two days before his funeral.
Interviewer: Tell me five ferocious animals you can think of...
Santa Singh: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area
The Judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense.
"They should not put up such misleading notices", said Banta.
"It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE"