|THE SOAP DISPENSER|
Posted by Bala on April 27, 2005 at 18:38:26
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in the showers before they realise there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap in his hands and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way.
Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he is a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls his manhood. Startled and excited, father John drops a bar of soap!
"Oh look!" says the nun. "It's a soap dispenser!" To test her theory the second nun also pulls his tool. and sure enough he drops the other bar of soap. The nun says, "Sure, it is a soap dispenser!!"
The third nun now decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens! So she tries once more and, to her delight, she yells."Hand Lotion!!!"