Bar Joke
Posted by Laxman Sumathipala on 4/12/2005

Around 12 Midnight, the Bar owner's home Telephone rang..!
Hello..! May I know at what time you open the bar..?
"It's 10 o' clock tomorrow morning", replied the owner.

Around half hour later, again called the same man
May I know at what time you open the Bar?
Owner was angry & replied: It's 10 O' Clock tomorrow man.. Come

At the 3rd time also called the same man, and sked the same question.

Owner was so angry and replied "What the hell man..! If you want to drink come in tomorrow morning, and drink as much as you need.! Replied the man "

No my dear. I don't want to go in. I want to come out...! "

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