|U.Ravana jokes |
Posted by Noddy_Colombo on 2/26/2005
Udurawana gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he
does this. Udurawana:"I've been promoted as branch
Once Udurawana professor asked a plumber to come to his
college.U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
Udurawana: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Udurawana: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Udurawana: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Udurawana stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Udurawana -why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Udurawana -If only the winner will get the cup, why r
Udurawana had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Udurawana named them
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Udurawana: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Udurawana was filling up application form for a job. He
was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Udurawana found the answer to the most difficult question
ever What will come first, Chicken or egg?
Aiyooo, what ever u order first will come first.
Udurawana wins 20 Mil from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11 Mil after deducting tax.
Angry Udurawana: "Give me 20 Mil or else return my 20 Rs
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
Udurawana:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
Udurawana proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder
to you'........... Udurawana
said 'Oye No Problem Chandra, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
A Udurawana & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Udurawana replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
Udurawana 's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa
who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all
d passengers in d car he was driving..
Udurawana at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in
colombo . Local Udurawanas have so far found 500 bodies
and are still digging for more..
A man asked Udurawana, why Mahinda Rajapaksha goes walking
at evening not in the morning. Udurawana replied ''aiyooo Mahinda
Rajapaksha is PM not AM''.
Udurawana visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Udurawana goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"