|The wrinkles (Adult Joke)|
Posted by Anon on July 01, 2004 at 22:43:11
There's this middle aged lady who goes to her cosmetic surgeon
to see what her options are concerning her rapidly sagging face.
"We can give you an old fashioned face-lift," he says, "or we
"What's 'the knob', doctor?", she asks.
"It is a procedure where we install a knob under your hair on
"Oh, YES, doctor! That is what I would like to have", she says
The operation is a complete success and she looks 15 years younger. As time passes, whenever she notices any new sagging, she simply tightens the knob and VOILA! Her face is again beautiful. One day about 8 years later she wakes up one morning and sees two very large bags under her eyes. Alarmed, she calls her doctor and reports the bags.
"Come down to my office right away and let me check it out!" the doctor says. After examining her, he says, "You've been tightening the knob WAY too much!! Those bags under your eyes are your breasts"
The lady says, "Well! I guess that explains the goatee!