|Organs of the body|
Posted by asanga(japan) on June 04, 2004 at 18:59:41
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn speaking up:
Brain.... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
All the other parts laughed and made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief.
No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you will find that it is always the ASSHOLE that is in charge.