Posted by Ranjan Weerasinghe on May 23, 192004 at 09:00:00
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Cornerbrook, Newfoundland, to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease.
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said, "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
The Lady Reporter (obviously embarrassed) said, "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease?"
The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
The lady reporter said, " Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point? "
The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"