|Nun going to the bathroom|
Posted by Rukshan on November 12, 192003 at 18:46:45
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a
neighborhood pub. The place was hopping with music and
dancing but every once in a while the lights would turn
off. Each time after the lights would go out the place
would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the
nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please
The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should. "
"Why not? " the nun asked.
"Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his
"Nonsense, " said the nun, "I'll just look the other way. "
So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't
"Well, now they know you're one of us, " said the
"But, I still don't understand, " said the puzzled nun.
"You see, " laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf