|Another Tatoo Parlor Joke|
Posted by Maston on May 08, 1997 at 17:20:20:
A woman, who was a die-hard political activist, went to a tatoo parlor and had a picture of Bob Dole etched on one thigh - high up - ever so close to the bikini line. Then she had a picture of Bill Clinton added to the other thigh - high up - ever so close to the bikini line.
That night she went to her political club and, spreading her legs wide apart to show her new tatoos, she asked a man who had always been politically non-comittal, whom he favored, Bill Clinton on the left, or Bob Dole on the right.
He said, Well...I'm leaning toward Ross Perot, there in the center!