|THERMOMETER PLEASE !!!|
Posted by Ranjan Weerasinghe on 4/19/2003
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to write with it.
He looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then,
"Well, that's great...just great...some asshole's got my pen!"