Posted by Ranjan Weerasinghe on 4/19/2003

A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to write with it.

He looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then,
realizing his mistake, says...

"Well, that's great...just great...some asshole's got my pen!"

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