|HE SAID - SHE SAID|
Posted by Ranjan Weerasinghe on 3/13/2003
1. He said....I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said... You wear pants don't you?
2. He said...since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
3. He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
4. He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
5. He said....Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
6. On a wall in a ladies room...."My husband follows me everywhere"
7. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to dothe dishes?
8. Why did the man cross the road?
9. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
10. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
11. What do men and sperm have in common?
12. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
13. Why are blonde jokes so short?
14. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
15. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
16. Why are married women heavier than single women?
17. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?