|What was she thinking?|
Posted by Shanika on November 26, 192002 at 19:24:32
THREE people from different parts of the country passed away at the same time. They all went up to heaven and were met at the gate by Saint Peter. The first person was an architect. "I'd like to come in, please," he told the saint.
"All in good time," replied Saint Peter. "But first you have to pass one small test. You have to spell'God.' "
"Oh, that's easy . . . G-o-d," he said.
"Very good, very good," said Saint Peter. "Come on in."
The second person to approach was a rancher. "I'd sure like to enter," he said.
"All in good time," replied Saint Peter. "But first you have to pass a little test. All you have to do is spell'God.' "
"Simple," said the man. "G-o- d."
"Very good, you can come in."
Then the third person, an attractive businesswoman, approached.
"I'd like to enter, please."
"Well," said Saint Peter, "you'll have to pass one small test - "
"Oh, come on now, Saint," she said. "I've had it rough all my life. Just because I'm a woman I've had to fight for every promotion I've gotten. I've had to take lower pay for the same jobs as my male colleagues and been continually harassed by an MCP boss. Now are you going to give me a hard time too?"
"But it's just a little test. Spell 'Czechoslovakia.'