|All you need to know about Vampires!|
Posted by Mimi on November 25, 192002 at 21:06:14
Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula
Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
Q: What does a baby bat say before going to bed?
Q: What is Transylvania?
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
Q: What's the part of a restaurant where vampires don't suck blood?
Q: Why doesn't anyone like Count Dracula?
Q: What does Dracula say when introduced to someone?
Q: What is Dracula's position in baseball?
Q: What is the largest building in Transylvania?
Q: Why did Dracula go to jail?
Q: What's a vampire's favorite feast?
Q: Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
Q: Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a computer?
Q: Who is a vampire likey to fall in love with?
Q: What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
Q: Was Dracula ever married?
Q: What is worst than a hungry vampire?
Q: What do you give a vampire with a cold?
Q: What is the favorite test that vampires love to take?
Q: What did the teacher say to Dracula after he failed his math test?
Q: What is a vampire's favorite game?
Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Q: What do you call a dog owned by Dracula ?
Q: What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day ?
How does a vampire like his food served ?
Q: Why did the vampire take up acting ?
Q: Who plays centre forward for the vampire football team ?
Q: What's a vampire's favourite drink ?
Q: Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food ?
Q: What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone ?
Q: Why did Dracula go to the dentist ?
Q: If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do ?
Q: Why are vampire families so close ?
Q: What flavour ice cream is Dracula's favourite ?
Q: How do you join the Dracula fan club ?
Q: Why was the young vampire a failure ? A: He fainted at the sight of blood !
Q: What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot ?
Q: What does a vampire bath in ?
Q: What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist ?
Q: What's Dracula's favourite coffee ?
Q: What is a vampire's favourite film character ?
Q: If a snowman marries a vampire, what will they name their first child?
Q: Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
Q: Why are vampires like false teeth?