|BELITTLED HUSBAND OF THE YEAR|
Posted by BANDALI on November 12, 192002 at 18:45:02
The Italian chap says, "My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil, then we made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."
The Frenchman says, "I smoothed sweet butter on my wife's body, then weengaged in passionate lovemaking. She screamed for 20 minutes."
The Canadian fellow says, "I covered my wife's body with chicken fat. We made love and she screamed nonstop for six hours."
"Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?" they asked in unison.
"Actually," he replied, "it was easier than you might think. I wiped my hands clean on the drapes."