It's 11 o'clock
Posted by samantha on 9/18/2002:

Upon serving the passengers their in-flight snacks, one attendant
attempted with utmost professional delicacy to communicate with the least risk of embarrassment to the passenger that his pants were unzipped. "Sir, your garage door is open", she whispered.

Several times during the flight she attempted to inform him of his condition but her delicacy was lost on this dumb schmuck until of course he revisited the bathroom and realized that he'd been exposed throughout the entire flight.

Realizing now what she had been trying to tell him, he became livid with humiliation. If she had just said his pants were unzipped in 'plain english' he'd have been spared the embarrassment of having been in flight almost 8 hours in that condition.

"Garage door" eh! Well, two can play that game he said to himself. I'll show her.

Returning to his seat he waited for that quiet moment when he could be sure that most everyone around him could hear the exchange and called her over to his seat. "Say, when you saw that garage door open earlier, did you by any chance see a l-o-n-g, brown, sleek Cadillac parked in there?" he said smirking.

Without a moment's hesitation, however, the attendant replied,
"Well, no sir, I sure didn't.....but I did see a little pink Volkswagen with flat tires!"

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