|Making the marriage last......|
Posted by The GURU on 8/28/2002:
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant,
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Delhi
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster,
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well
8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
10. Remember....Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage.
12. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
13. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
14. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked,
15. In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
16. Why do men die before their wives?...............