|Idiots Guide To Sex|
Posted by KEVIN on August 21, 192002 at 09:16:51
* If she wants to do it French, Russian or Greek, it doesn't
* "Faster, Harder, Deeper" is not the motto of the Olympics.
* A Fallopian tube is not part of a TV set.
* Membership of the Mile*High Club is void if you apply by
* A clitoris is not something you order from a florist.
* Contrary to popular belief, Grape Nuts is not a venereal
* If it doesn't make you smile: you AIN'T DOIN' IT RIGHT!
* When she comes down wearing her most expensive body