Posted by ANTON PERERA on 8/18/2002:

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they
call it Fed UPs?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby
oil come from?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland
called holes?....hehehehe......
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?....OOpps.....
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why is it called 'a building', when it is already built?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this ???

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