As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish grade five.
This is Mike's Ebonics homework vocabulary assignment.
He must use each new word in a sentence.
I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man,
somebody get that cat a comb.
If I pay alimony today, I got no money fore close.
I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
My parole officer tol' me if I miss dis appointment,
they gonna send me back to the joint.
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake."
He say, "Bullshit, that watch is rael".
There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
When I was little, my uncle bought me a coustic
and took me to the pool hall.
When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle "i raq, you break."
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her,
"Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "forti fy."