Posted by Samantha on 8/10/2002:
The Teacher asked, "All right children, who can tell me what a
Mary answered, "A chicken gives eggs!"
The Teacher then asked, "Now who can tell me what a goat
And Paul answered, "A goat gives goat milk!"
And finally the Teacher asked, "Well now, who can tell me what
And Little Johnny replied, "Fucking homework and tests!"