Posted by Samantha on 8/06/2002:
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
I poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone.
Used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?